I Still Love Michael!...Regardless.

Okay, I still Love Michael Jackson. Now being back in the spotlight with his new nose job this year called the phase of the "'amphibious lizard creature'" it is purported that he couldn't breath through his "teensy weensy nostrils."

{ These Folks } presents in detail the History of Michael Jackson's face, from 1979-2002 and the various stages of his nose. Quite funny I admit, even as I felt twangs of guilt (being still a die hard Jackson fan) as I cracked up while reading the article.

According to the article: "One has to wonder why, with all his money, he can't seem to find plastic surgeons who are capable of actually doing plastic surgery well. . The "fixed" bridge appears as two lumpy lines and not a smooth "it looks like a nose" line along the side of his nose, say, just for the sake of argument, a plastic surgeon might put in someone's face to simulate nose cartilage. Also there's a rounder jaw and his not-tiny-triangle nostril has been pared down to match the other. Mike ruins his symmetry schtick with mismatched, lopsided eyes. Perhaps there was a bargain bin sale at 2 for $10 and hell, can't fault a guy for grabbing a pair at that price. He also has heavy eyeliner-eyeshadow in a charcoal black, one can only sadly assume. permanently tattooed on."